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I’m a believer!

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Today I have become a believer!
I would love to say that this epiphany was grandiose. Have I succumbed to a notion of a judeo-christian entity….someone with a beard, perhaps a buddhesque figure with a big belly, or even an earth goddess? Think less ethereal and more earthy.
I have become a believer in the Bissell PowerSteamer Turbo steam vacuum cleaner. When you are surrounded by a team of geniuses as I am-pictured below in all of their glory-you become accustomed to a few things: fur, mud, vomit, and what I like to call miscellaneous fluids. It’s best not to be too specific. The team is not very gentle on the cream carpet favored by the previous owner of this house who clearly did not believe in the soporific value of pets.
 Max  Wyatt
Now, I am no domestic goddess. I’m not even a deity…..or a seraphim. In the chorus of cleaning angels, I am in the back row about to fall off of the bleachers. Once a year, as those who know me can attest, I get a cleaning bug, and do a few home improvements (much like the alto who gets a one-line solo for the annual arbor day concert).
All this is about to change. And it begins with the purchase of a steam vacuum. The cat puke that has been patiently sitting behind my infrequently used spinner bike is now on it’s way through the city sewer lines. Out….out of my house….damn spot. I am in love with my steam vacuum and all of it’s refuse removing glory. Soon nothing will be safe in the house….here kittykitty.

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February 28, 2008 at 6:01 pm

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